You're my favourite person and I miss your face (don't tell anyone) (but tell everyone because they should know of your perfection)

I love this who are you omg

i secretly love you ((this is Ryan)

Wow this is such a surprise wow thank you so much Ryan this means soooo much wow

kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]