omg my brother does not know i am home he is peeing with the door open and singing to my dog i cant just reveal my presence now i am in too deep fuk
f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
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yes friends let us blaze the marijuana! four hundred and twenty haha
(via obeyinggravity)
im tryna take a shower and this dumbass bitch apperently has something real important to tell me
(Source: trilled, via taylorkellar)
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
(via saraissecretlybritish)
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
(via obeyinggravity)
i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
(via obeyinggravity)
It’s three AM and I’m sick and it’s hell week and I am just now getting to bed but on the bright side I finished my fucking WHAP project
How to Eat Corn in 10 Seconds
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Answer:
Can you fucking stop it? I get enough of this without your goddamned anonymous messages. I cannot take this right now. If you don’t want to be responsible for someone’s death, leave me the fuck alone. Please.
chris is just a simple guy
always at 4pm
(Source: bumbleblu, via sachatheforeigner)
